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Though I've never quite discerned the Freudian dynamics behind it, there's a longstanding tradition among musicians linking sex and Christmas. Maybe it's the mistletoe, maybe it's the phallic symbolism of chimneys and stockings, maybe it's the simple desire to mock the sacred with the profane - regardless, we've had dirty Christmas records nearly as long as we've had Christmas records, period.

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Sometimes, the fun is relatively innocent. Other times, the hanky panky is merely tangential to the Christmas season c. Some songs are sexy in spite of Christmas: try to imagine a less sexy song than "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," yet in the hands of the mighty Temptations, it becomes a monumental act of seduction.

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And, in the polar opposite of the songs listed below, Joe Tex's "I'll Make Everyday Christmas For My Woman " uses Christmas as a metaphor for a strain of romantic love bordering on the divine. Unlikely as it seems, Santa Claus himself is the red-faced recipient of most Yule lust. Not content with a merry saint who makes reindeer fly and circumnavigates the globe in one evening, Christmas pranksters have imbued Santa with qualities ranging from hepcat cool "Santa Done Got Hip," Marquees, to drug addiction "Santa's Secret," Johnny Guarnieri, Many times, however, Old St.

Nick has become as the target of carnal affections. Though she never comes right out and says so, one gets the impression in Mabel Scott's "Boogie Woogie Santa Claus" that the Fat Man does a lot more than dance.

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In many of the songs below, all doubt is removed. More often than not, though, sexual passion in Christmas songs is evidenced in normal, healthy, discreet ways - the same way it is expressed in most love songs.

Holiday music that rocks, rolls, swings, and twangs

Consider Tina Turner's reading of Charles Brown's "Merry Christmas Baby"; where the original was mellow and seductive, Tina's version is sweaty and insistent. Yet nowhere does she violate the bounds of good taste, and the listener is left to infer the sex, not to observe it. The songs chosen here a top 10 plus 10 honorable mentions - sloppy seconds, if you willhowever, are unapologetically naughty - dirty, bawdy raunchy, ribald, randy - and sometimes shockingly explicit.

All the holy sentiments of the season are pissed on or worse with wicked glee, and I suspect we're better off for it: sacred cows, after all, were made to be butchered. Moreover, very few of these songs are truly malicious or mean spirited, and most document sexual congress between consenting if inebriated adults.

So strap on some Christmas spirit and prepare for an orgy of holiday cheer. Got a horny favorite? Drop me a line Ten Sexiest Christmas Tunes.

Late Breaking News. A Couple Of Footnotes. It was a puerile piece of crap, and I hereby reclaim the title for people of good taste and prurient desires.

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And, concerning the Kay Martin album pictured up topeverything I know about it I learned from the Christmas Yuleblog. Cool cover, though, huh?

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A Christmas Gift for You. Hip Christmas holiday music that rocks, rolls, swings, and twangs. Now, you can hear the Christmas music I write about! My Christmas Jukebox is bulging with over tracks, and I'll be adding more rockin' Yule tunes throughout the year.

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